Broken

Only the third week of January, and already:

1. Have sworn at kids. A lot.
2. Have yelled at kids. A lot.
3. Have yelled and sworn at kids at same time.
4. Valentine's cookies? What Valentine's cookies? I saw no Valentine's cookies.
5. Dishes in the sink will teleport to the dishwasher, no?
6. A catalog is a book, right? Mostly.
7. I need that super cute shirt. Like NEEEEEED it.
8. But Coke Zero is sooo much better tasting than water.
9. Asking M if he wants more Valentine's cookies is meaningful conversation.
10. On Saturdays, it's ok if I'm in pajamas at 2 pm.
11. It's too rainy to go for a jog.
12. It's too cold to go for a jog.
13. It's too beautiful a day to waste it jogging.
14. Cleaning out the closet would displace hundreds of dustbunnies. And they need homes, too.
15. But I have a headache.