No fleas, please

I saw a flea on me. On my bed, there was a flea.

I do not want a flea on me. I got that flea from old Cloon-ey.

That flea is now dead to me.

But, could there be another flea? Another flea at sea near me?

You may be smug cuz you ain't got no bugs,

but I saw a flea on me!

I'll be the flea la-dy.



After being panicked out of bed by the flea, I can assure you, M will be doing a flea check on me when he gets home:

I am horrified that there was a flea in my bed. From my dog on to me. That is so uncool.